You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She told me I should be a condom model.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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