THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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