She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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