She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just blew my weed a kiss
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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