Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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