We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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