Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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