Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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