You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Well I just put wine in my tea
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize