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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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