I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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