You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You need Xanax blowdarts
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Sorry about my life...
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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