so explain again why im purple
no
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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