pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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