Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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