marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
