Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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