I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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