i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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