"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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