i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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