? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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