Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Drake has all the answers
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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