I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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