In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
i out mim tonsoeep
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