Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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