To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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