I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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