She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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