You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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