I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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