its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Michael Bay diarrhea
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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