Say something about gay babies.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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