i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
