Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I want to be your penis for a week.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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