dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
