Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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