Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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