Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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