SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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