i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
he thought i was a dude.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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