There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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