i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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