Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This is the high leading the old right now
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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