Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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