You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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