kristin has been a bad kristin
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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