Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
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