how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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