You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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