I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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