I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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