Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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