Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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