i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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