you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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