She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
And then he peed in my hair
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