If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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