And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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