ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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