We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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