We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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